"Not Me"

Not me has come to live with us. You remember him, he is the person who does all the things your child would never do. Not me is a quite a mess. He does things like unroll the toilet paper, spill juice on the floor, and unrolls the paper towels. Not me never hangs up his jacket, leaves his shoes out, and sometimes even spills stuff on Kyle. Not me sometimes moves stuff you are looking for and if he is feeling randy, he will even hide that stuff. Looks like Not me is here to stay for a while...I wonder how long before he knows I have caught on to him?