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At lunch the other day:
Kyle: (Burp, followed by laughter)
Me: What do you say?
Kyle: I don't know (still laughing)
Me: Kyle, you need to use your manners
Kyle: Mommy, I think my manners ran away

The other morning with Grammy:
Grammy: Kyle, where did you get this balloon. (It is from the doctors office visit for pink-eye)
Kyle: I got it at the doctors Grammy
Grammy: Why did you go to the doctors?
Kyle: I had an eye confection

After shopping with Grammy:
Grammy: Kyle you were so good today, Grammy is going to get you something special - a book or some stickers or something.
Kyle: Thats okay Grammy, I don't need anything, I have plenty of stuff.